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“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”
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“If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried”
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write the caption ( ryansheclerfan4eva, VidetteGirl, 8thgradesweetie, miss joe jonas, and PEPlou
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you might have already heard this before but here is a reminder. ok people i m having a write the caption contest. there will b 4 levels 5 people will advance to the next level, then 4, then 2, and out of those 2 i will choose the winner. i will send u a shout out to let u know if u advanced to the next level or won i will tell the people who went on to the next level when i will post the new contest and what the title willl b. please enter this contest!!!!!!!! here is the the first picture.
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If you die in an elevator, push the UP button!
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1. Take one of their kid bikes with a wagon on the back and give kids free rides!
2. Go to the kid's toys area. Bring your friend dressed up as Hannah Montana. Then yell, "OMG! Hannah Montana is here!" Then see how many kids will chase after her!
3. Go to the worker who seems very new. Ask her, "Where is the Genifobokleeneesaw?"
4. Take all the Hannah Montana CD's and put them behind you as your dressed up as Hannah Montana and sing bad kareoke. Then tell everyone to buy your CD!
5. Take a Peaunt Butter jar and a Jelly jar and sing the Peaunt Butter Jelly song!
6. Take a string and tie one side of it to a stuffed animal and the other side around you leg and yell, "IT'S COMING AFTER ME!"
7. Find a couple and sing the Cuppy Cake Song by Amy Castle, aged 3.
8. Take a lawn chair, umbrella, and a soft drink and sit in the magazines and read a magazine. When somebody asks what your doing say, "I don't get out much."
9. Go to the toys section and take up a whole isal full of superhero action figures fighting barbies.
10. Go to the beauty section and dress up as a diva. Then go to a lady works there and ask for a "Geenaviolakejobikaba" and if they say they don't have that say, "DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'm Flakmodayla Jenkledmuoflikaboboe!" and then walk away like your mad.
11. Take a mirror and go up to a man and act like a stylist. Say, "Honey! Look at that hair, we need to cut it here and straighten it here. OMG! We need to pluck that, and plouch that. Oh, don't forget some lip plumpers. Hm, honey, I think the purple shade is for you! Come to my style salon. I't's only a gazillion buckaroonies. No? Well, fine." then stomp away all mad!
12. Dress as Blue's Clues and walk around like a dog. Go up to someone in the dog food isal and cry at their feet and complain that your owner left you.
13. Go to the meat section and tell everyone that the food is poisened. Then drop fake dead.
14. Go to the ice cream. When you see someone grab an ice cream from the freezer, pull it away and say, "MY ICE CREAM!"
15. Go to the bread and poke a whole in them all. Then complain that they are messed up. If they ask who did it, say, "BOB!" then run away!
*** I made this all for you guys! Rock on! Coolest & Newest*** -Alexis
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I love, love, love the jonas brothers, so i am in no way making fun of them at all. But I read this icon and it made me laugh so freakin hard. OUR FRIENDSHIP IS TIGHTER THEN THE JOBROS PANTS! lol
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has anything wierd ever happened to you? well then tell me
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A short story, all in one icon!
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Oh, and here's my trademark: ("((((>3 <-------a shrimp!
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From the very strange *SQUEE~*
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Yup,Yup! Soooo true!
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my cat charlie loves to play my DS i have no idea why its weird he just sits there and likes it lite up hes nut well first of all my mom cleaned out his ltter box and she turned around and the top of it wasnt on it so anyway she turned around and he was already in it taking a POOP heheeh hahahaha hes so funny i think he was embarresed of people watching him cuz the top wasnt on well thts my charlie!!!!!!! he says meowww to the people who send me and him a coment meoww and byee
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Dum, De, Dum, De Dum...just waiting for the tape adn postage...dum dee do da dee...
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Write the caption! Here's mine!
HEEEEELLLLPPPPP!!!! I'm beeeeiiinnnnn suuuuuuuuucked dooooooooooooooooownnnnnn nnnn!
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I love this pic! do you!
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Here's my pic for the blog below this 1
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Okay, bring me the funniest picture you can find, of anything! Off the internet, you and your friends, anything! OR bring the weirdest stuff on the internet......NOW GO FIND SUM FUNNY PICS!
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hello,people's....hey for my state(Connecticut)school' s gonna be starting,on the 27th....it's so0o0o soon...i can't wait cause i'm going to eigth grade......and so that means i'll be granted way more privilages now....whne do you guys start school.....just write your stae and the date you go back.....oh and tell me what grade your going to.....well peace.......
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Hello i am Guru FLAPJACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!ask me a question and i shall answer it!!!!!!!!!!!! aske for advice YOU SHALL GET IT!!!! The great flapjack knows ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
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Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film
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Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
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Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
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God first created men, and then he had a better idea... women!
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